Ask a cop anything

[ssubtrohs ///_-]

Yeah, im in law enforcement. Ask anything!

Feel free to talk shit and make donut jokes.

*This only applies to the U.S. Since I enforce the law of the U.S.*

edit: *feel free to ask shit about our jails. Im not police, i work for the sheriff so as well as patrol, we work the jails. I have brief exposure to it so ask away. Workin the jail is not for everyone let me tell you off the bat. We work direct supervision, meaning we are in the unit with the inmates. Its 1 deputy with up to 60 inmates in one unit. Personally im not down with those odds being unarmed. But yeah ask away.*

Ask away!

[VeGa]

the cops sleeps on the car?

[BsK.| Fps]

do cops have some ant doping or some kind of blood test to see if they inhered any kind of drug?

[Blink]

does playing cs help you do headshots on gunners?

[Phaze-One]

oooh oooh i smell bacon!!! Does anyone else smell bacon???

[StandarD]

do you have credit card in shop of Donuts? LOL you eat just Donuts now??? how you feel eating Donuts?? do you feel like a real Cop eating Donuts??
HUAEUHAEHUEAUH DONUTS EVERYWHERE ???

[krazzy]

well can you tell to us how is be part of the army Standard???
EHUEHEUHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHJHEHEHEHHEUHEUUEHEJEHHEHEHEUHUSHEUEH (MANIMUN "HUEHUEHHE")
well I will stole your heart mr short officer <3 LOL

[ssubtrohs ///_-]

the cops sleeps on the car?

uh.
we drink coffee all day to stay awake on shift but there have been people who park out of the way and sleep... if im understanding the question.

do cops have some ant doping or some kind of blood test to see if they inhered any kind of drug?

again, if i'm understanding the question. we can draw blood from subjects to see if they have drugs in their system. however, we need their permission to draw the blood and they have to already be in our custody aka under arrest.

does playing cs help you do headshots on gunners?

haha unfortunately no. getting a headshot in real life is actually really hard so we train to shoot the body instead.

oooh oooh i smell bacon!!! Does anyone else smell bacon???

i love bacon.

do you have credit card in shop of Donuts? LOL you eat just Donuts now??? how you feel eating Donuts?? do you feel like a real Cop eating Donuts??
HUAEUHAEHUEAUH DONUTS EVERYWHERE ???

havent seen anyone in my department eat a single donut actually. i was surprised. btw did u graduate elementary school yet standy?



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[StandarD]

but you eat donuts now? hahahahah

send me some Donuts that you eaten by FedEx. Ty

[ssubtrohs ///_-]

but you eat donuts now? hahahahah

send me some Donuts that you eaten by FedEx. Ty

nope. though i will par-take in some free donuts if offered.

and does your mud hut have an address? i can't send mail to the slum streets of brazil bruh.

ask questions.