Poetry mthfckrs

[Blink]

Alright, the rules are simple: add two-four lines to previous post MAKE SURE IT (kinda) RHYMES. Don't go Shakespear, just add something to the story

I'm starting...




There lived a boy

And he was emo

He loved Tarantino

His parents annoyed him

He wanted to die

Choking on pills in his bathroom





~

[rudeboy`]

I'm really bad with poetry,

A lady told me I was rude

and destroyed my dream of poet

I locked myself in the bathroom and...

Fps

[Blink]

Fps came in

With a pron magazine

He said "dude stop the drama

Or I'll f*** ur momma!"

[N0616JC]

His momma said

You not be fapping

You perv boy

You ain't no king

Better not throw decoy

Coz you don't know what I can do when I come to you like a bitch

All I know is you will be in a ditch

Now, get a life before it's too late

Or be prepare to meet your fate

All you fapping cause your d*xk rough

So you better find a p**sy that's tough

I don't care if you use lotions or not

All I know is that you are nothing but a snot

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Okay, my part is done. Sounded like a rap in part of this.... oh, don't worry about what I said Fps, nothing against you.

[BsK.| Fps]

this maybe a freestyle thread more than a poetry :

Since my fellow soldiers are writing about me
there's no problem if I write a little diss
dear noject, dear blink
sorry for this poem that you are about to see

From pron websites to facebook status
i fap with kindness in my bathroom
don't judge me i beg you
i better do my homework in the rest room

Oh dear teacher
this homework is useless
please don't hurt me with your ruler
remember i am still a junior

Working hard to pay the rent
that's why i fap everyday
counter strike is what i play
i still don't have steam this days

- Sir Faps

[Blink]

It was Rude Boy!

He was like "Fps"!!

I told him "Stop!

You'll make a mess"

Or maybe I didnt, I was drunk

Had a bottle of Jack with a friend of mine

But the story derailed I'm not gonna lie

Gotta start all over, your turn mr Price?

[rudeboy`]

HAHAHAHAHA i already lost!!!! because this is about fps? so see (N0616JC create a rapped poetry lol) :

I do not take jack, I also rap

I fapeo to the style fps

my poetry suck, but I can love many girls → wo0t?

do not judge me I'm a rude~ I can make a hand-drawn style changed fap

I finish so irritated that I'm going to chingar a un pinche wey

Continue~~ hehehe like a novel

[N0616JC]

Yo yo, here we go!

It was a hot day
I don't know if I can play
There is no way to stay this way
I wish I have some campers to slay

Ah well, what am I doing here
Wait, is that a fapping I hear
Oh, it Foxtrot papa sierra
I don't know when he will be able to open a bra

Oh well, c'est la vie
Time for me to rest under a tree
Maybe I can take a nap
But I am listening to a rap

My bloods are pumping fast
A classical pieces popped in, at last
Hearts calm down
Time to wear my sleeping crown

[BsK.| Fps]

EHEUEHEUEHEUEUE

I open a bra long time ago
before capt prince play cs go
I headshot campers in the head
before I go to bed

this guys are wack as hell
you better prepare yourself
in your imaginary ice shelf

capt prince I like your skills
but you cant against my will
if you have to say something
you better add my number

Anyway in this shit im the best
check yourself my metric and syllables
because in this thing of rap im invincible

no rolls Royce or Bentley
but I have a lot of money frequently
fake friends everywhere
but my real friends look out for me everyday

you cant handle the strike of my lines
oh my i guess you saw illuminati signs
Dear Lord forgive capt and blink
because there verses made me have a ill

my name is faps
i blow your mind with this lines
jedi mind tricks from my mind
you deserve a better life
or maybe you only need a bottle of wine

FAP FAP FAP x2 SCRACTH!!!!

Stop being humorous
about my name
i don't get French so don't mind to write it again

mr capt prince i melted you like you were ice
i can beat you twice with my two eyes blind
don't take it personal this is juts lyrical
you get arrested by my verse like you were a criminal

i don't know anything about plains
maybe you do
but i always can learn looking at YouTube.

the end of your life is coming soon
you better surrender before i beat you like a fool

Lord of fap yea its me
you cant beat me because i already succeed