weird convo friend wanted me to share here

[icecold960]

well... here it is... he wishes to remain a secret, but he is from here

Him: she got these for my birthday (pictures of condoms in a heart shape box)

Him: and how are you feeling?

Me: meh


Him: And God it's humid today

Me: no shit

Me: i walked 2 miles to the store

Him: Lol
I kind of having trouble breathing
Lol
I think it's the air pressure
hmmmm

Me: btw, over 144 hours no sleep so far

Me: again

Him: Of all of the presents that I could get, I wasn't expecting condoms

Him: Roger that

Me: ...

Him: I don't know what is the point of giving condoms as present

Me: its a foreshadowing lol

Him: Lol what?

Me: on nuthin
lucky bastard

Him: Wtf

Me: Lol

Him: Don't worry I know what you mean
lol

Him: Anyhow,the condoms are a bit too much for me
lol

Him: Knocked my socks off for sure

Me: oh she'll knock ur socks off

Him: Lol

Me: she wont stop at ur socks

Him: Now I need to find a place to put them away without my mom knowing

Me: underwear drawer
fuck cant spell again
where ever u hide your porn mags
lol jk

Him: She's very close minded about sex

Me: i understand. being Catholic and all

Him: Typical Asian mom actually

Me: that, and Catholic

Him: Mostly die to my race

Me: Hmm

Him: We watched entourage toi
Today
lol

Him: Kind of boring

Me: watch 50 shades of grey with her
lol actually.... dont

Him: That would give her ideas

Me: exactly why i said dont

Him: I have been pretty hentai when I talk to her from time to time and she keeps on saying "and then?"

Me: took me a minute to find out what u ment
jesus christ u got a keeper

Him: I was like, can you stop me already? I  can't think of other things that would rival all of them.

Me: u dont read enough hentai then

Him: Lol

Him: Some time when we kiss, she lets me fondle her boobs.

Me: JESUS CHRIST DUDE

Him: What?
try kissing her from behind colonthree emoticon

Me: see what happens

Him: As in?

Me: just try it
idk what she would do
thats why i said see what happens
just walk behind her, hold her, and kiss her

Him: I will try and tell you what happens
lol

Him: She tried so many times giving me a hicky on the neck and she's never succeed and resorts to biting me
wow

Me: tbh im jelly

Him: For me, all I need to do is suck on her neck a little to leave a mark

Me: means she has sensitive skin, unlike u

Him: Because of that, she push me to her boobs for the hicky… I would consider that as lucky, but I want to leave a mark where others can see.…


Him: She did that today. (picture of a bite on hand)

Me: lol

Him: As we were watching entourage

Me: i am really jelly bro
ur getting more i did

[icecold960]

this was on Facebook as well...

[clenin]

WOW……. OMG…. Sex or conversation normal… xD are know… but… for me is nice talking

[N0616JC]

Wow... just wow, I have a GF, but we only got to passionate make-out sessions thus far... damn he's lucky as hell.

[Ash]

What's the biggie? I find this pretty normal in a relationship ( at least here ) ... hmmm... Must be the latino blood inside of me. lololo

[icecold960]

What's the biggie?  I find this pretty normal in a relationship ( at least here ) ... hmmm... Must be the latino blood inside of me. lololo

lol

[AmericaN BadasS]

This is sad. I feel like you guys probably fap it to Good Housekeeping magazine... Oh, to be young and oblivious