My favorite jokes

[AmericaN BadasS]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated ARGH
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Most people think its ARGH, but it's actually the Sea
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?
Snowballs
What does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have between his legs?
Donuts
Why did the lobster blush?
It saw the salad dressing

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are walking in the desert when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette grabs the lamp and rubs it, and a genie comes out. He offers each of them a magical wish for anything they want.
The brunette says "I wish for a jug of water"
The genie grants the wish and the brunette gets her jug of water begins to drink.
The redhead says "I wish for a loaf of bread"
The genie grants the wish and the redhead gets her loaf of bread and begins to eat.
The blonde says "I wish for a car door"
A puzzled look appears over the genies face, and he asks "Why a car door"
The blonde replies "I'm hot, I want to roll down the window"

[KenYa #]

so I see you are desperate to make the 10 post, and in the desperation ago spam