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Ash · 03-10-2012, 11:53 PM

Things noob:

01) It is blinded by his own bomb flash.
02) discount on a friend's shot he gave you by mistake.
03) Escape of the enemy back and jumping.
04) Change weapon instead of shooting.
05) Your nickname is very rough cyberdog type or Dark-Phoenix.
06) will write a sentence and ends up changing time.
07) You create an acronym just because it was never called for any clan.
08) Shoot the enemy and because he thinks he's dead.
09) always find an excuse when he dies, like, "This guy here is cheater!".
10) Enter into a game with a nickname, if you play well, changes to yours truly.
11) dies with the C4 bomb.
12) Changes to the opposing team when yours is the worst.
13) Changes to the opposing team to cash in a few shots that killed you.
14) It stopped to think that you left the game, and at the last minute attacks.
15) It is face to face with the enemy when you remember you forgot Reload.
16) Forget to buy bullets.
17) Play of being alive in the "dead".
18) He died with his own grenade.
19) Be happy when you kill a bot.
20) Kill a friend to make money.
21) Pula to hit the shot in the head.
22) It is firing on all walls with the AWP to kill someone.
23) Never mind that already has a gun guy and end up buying another.
24) Type "kill" on the island thinking that will improve your connection.
25) Just realize that the hostages were locked when you arrive at the base CT.
26) Use Cheats.
27) His Frags beyond the barrier of -4.
28) dies falling from a high place.
29) Picha a place to say it's your property.
30) is hit with the tank.
31) Do not use "Strafe".
32) Buy the most expensive weapon in the game (M249) and not knowing how to use.
33) When in doubt between friend / enemy shoot first and then see what it is.
34) Want to take a gun from the floor and ends up lighting the torch.
35) Try to walk with the Y (Chat) is tight and think Lagado.
36) Purchase grenade wrong.
37) Play the grenade just because he bought the wrong base.
38) Try to buy exclusive weapon of the other team, and thinks it is buggy!
39) Demands that you killed the reload!
40) Charges an M249 because he spent three bullets.
41) Never mind that is a terrorist and try to save hostages.
42) leaves the base after only 1min to ensure that the enemy has less life.
43) Play CounterStrike with Joystick.
44) Play the gun out instead of lighting the torch
45) Purchase nightvision thinking is Defuse Kit
46) When you send look back always takes his knife and dies
47) Did not understand any of the "patico" above.
48) Sniper Throw in a player who has left the game
49) Kicks a player who killed you
50) Create the map just to play ball cs_rio