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02-17-2012, 04:26 PM
Why the fuck are there so many jokes about chuck norris being like a fucking God or something? HE FUCKING SUCKS AT FIGHTING!!! Compare him to any MMA/UFC fighter today and see how he does! I had someone at school today say that if Bruce Lee were still alive, Chuck Norris could beat his ass.... THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY BRUCE LEE WOULD LOSE TO CHUCK NORRIS!!! BRUCE LEE WOULD SHOVE A 5 FOOT EGGROLL UP HIS ASS AND KILL HIM!! How many professional fights has Chuck Norris won? IT DOESN'T MATTER! Bruce Lee wasn't allowed to be in professional fights because his hands were considered WEAPONS!!! BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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02-17-2012, 04:37 PM (This post was last modified: 02-17-2012, 04:38 PM by Ash.)
(02-17-2012, 04:26 PM)Ike Wrote: Why the fuck are there so many jokes about chuck norris being like a fucking God or something? HE FUCKING SUCKS AT FIGHTING!!! Compare him to any MMA/UFC fighter today and see how he does! I had someone at school today say that if Bruce Lee were still alive, Chuck Norris could beat his ass.... THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY BRUCE LEE WOULD LOSE TO CHUCK NORRIS!!! BRUCE LEE WOULD SHOVE A 5 FOOT EGGROLL UP HIS ASS AND KILL HIM!! How many professional fights has Chuck Norris won? IT DOESN'T MATTER! Bruce Lee wasn't allowed to be in professional fights because his hands were considered WEAPONS!!! BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS!!!

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02-17-2012, 05:00 PM
its a joke!!! dunno why ur raging Big Grin

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02-17-2012, 05:27 PM
Only Chuck Norris can walk on water Smile
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02-17-2012, 05:31 PM
never seen this guy chuck norris in action, more've seen several other fighters that would put anyone on the ground in matters of seconds HAHAH
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02-17-2012, 06:02 PM
not only he can walk on water he fights a grizzly bear lol
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02-18-2012, 01:03 PM
(02-17-2012, 05:27 PM)Kachow Wrote: Only Chuck Norris can walk on water Smile

everybody knows only skrillex can walk on water <3 also lucy from elfen lied is the best fighter ever!!! ... wait anime dont count ? BULLSH**!!! glad im already in rage zone <3 . also people just want to make good jokes x3 half the people that make jokes about joke norris being awesome prob dont even know chuck norris to much x3 its just one of those things like how everyone loves making fun of justin beiber x3
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