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A Penis has a Sad Life

#1
A penis has a sad life:
his hair is a mess
his family are nuts
his neighbor is an ass
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him
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(01-24-2012, 12:09 AM)SkLoped Wrote: A penis has a sad life:
his hair is a mess
his family are nuts
his neighbor is an ass
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him

ROFLMAO!!!
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#3
i laughed at it too Smile
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#4
lol x3 ... wait ... what if the owner was gay :o ? x3
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#5
nooo, the owner is you the penis, masturbate
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(01-24-2012, 12:09 AM)SkLoped Wrote: A penis has a sad life:
his hair is a mess
his family are nuts
his neighbor is an ass
his best friend is a pussy
and his owner beats him
a vagina has a sad life:
her hair is a mess
her family is a cunt
her neighbor is an ass
her boyfriend is a dick
and her owner feels her up

lol i just made this up there x3 , tell me if its any good :o just thought it be funny to have a female version x3

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#7
rofl!!
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(01-28-2012, 05:57 AM)kairi Wrote: a vagina has a sad life:
her hair is a mess
her family is a cunt
her neighbor is an ass
her boyfriend is a dick
and her owner feels her up

lol i just made this up there x3 , tell me if its any good :o just thought it be funny to have a female version x3
who owns this vagina tho?

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(01-29-2012, 06:52 AM)watch Wrote:
(01-28-2012, 05:57 AM)kairi Wrote: a vagina has a sad life:
her hair is a mess
her family is a cunt
her neighbor is an ass
her boyfriend is a dick
and her owner feels her up

lol i just made this up there x3 , tell me if its any good :o just thought it be funny to have a female version x3
who owns this vagina tho?
dont know :o definatly not mine because it says her boyfriend is a dick x3 and i iz a les Big Grin so definatly not me :O ... mabey its you and your mangina Big Grin ? naa im joking x3

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#10
loool poor penis and vagina. They should get together more often.
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